Umm, explain that to me again, would you?

Update The Register, There’s A New Boy In Town.

I would like to introduce William Heaton. 7 hours and 20 minutes old. 8lbs 12.5oz. Current residence: The Royal Infirmary of Edinburgh. God bless you son.

The Mystery Of The Absent Baby

Where is it? I mean really, where is it?

We have been waiting on our bundle of joy arriving now for over 9 months and I fear the stork may have got itself lost somewhere over the North Sea.

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